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here is, in my opinion, a really bad blonde joke: three girls, a brunette, a black hair, and a blonde, were hanging out one day and then one of the girls said "hey! lets go into the Forrest there and see who can come out with the best animal!" the other girls agreed. so the brunette went first and
came out with a couple of cuts scratches and bruises. she was in the Forrest for 2 or 3 days and when she came out, she had a rabbitt. the other 2 girls were like "woah! how did you get that?!?!?" and she was like "follow the tracks, follow the tracks, BANG! i got a rabbitt!" the next day, the black haired girl went in. 2 days later, she came out dragging a 12 point buck, looking like her brunette friend. "WOAH!!! how did you get that?!?!?!?!?!?" and she was like "follow the tracks follow the tracks BANG! i got a buck." so the next day, the BLONDE goes into the Forrest and she comes out with broken legs, her beautiful blonde hair is now red from the blood and her friends were like "wow. what happened?" and she replied: "i saw some wierd looking tracks and so follow the tracks follow the tracks BANG! i got hit by a train.
and then here is another: three girls, a blonde, a brunette and a red head, are committing a crime and the cops are on their tails. they chase the girls into a dark alleyway and the girls dive into hiding places. the brunette jumps into the dumster and the red head jumps behind some boxes and the blonde jumps into a potatoe sack. the police come into the alley way and check the dumpster. they start to lift the lid and the hear a cat meowing (have some one meow) so they think "oh. its just a cat" and they move on to the boxes where the red head is hiding. they start to go around and look when they hear a dog barking (have someone bark) they think "oh. its just a dog" and they move on. they go to the potatoe sack and they hear "PO-TA-TOE!!" they catch the blonde and she rats on her friends. they go to jail.
then here is my last one: how do u drown a blonde? A: glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool! or: tape a scratch and sniff sticker to the bottom of a pool!
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What are funny jokes to tell girls?
Dont say a sex joke cause those are just annoying to us. Give a funny joke like a dumb blonde (unless she is blonde) inside joke (these are the best) or knock-knock joke (these work good because they are easily started and will keep her engaged longed plus she will interwact with you during the joke so its fun for both of you)
It can be cracked it can be made it can be told it can be played what is it?
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
What has 50 heads and tails?
A roll of pennies (there are 50 pennies to a roll).
What does mala mean in spanish?
Mal = bad or evil Mala = bad or evil (Feminine person or object) Malo = bad or evil (Masculine person or object) Just like in English "bad" can be used in a joking manner to describe a funny or mischievous act or joke.
What are the baddest jokes?
What is the baddest jokes? That would definitely be the old Why did the chicken cross the road joke. They say that legendary joke has been around for over 10 years! A decade to be exact. There are more bad jokes like the vampire ones.
Funniest blonde joke ever?
There are none
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Blonde jokes are short because if you were to have a joke that goes on and on the person whom you are telling the joke to will lose interesteds in what you are telling him/her.
What blonde triggered the first blonde joke?
Well obviously it would be Shelby Wilder:)
Why is the dumb blonde stereotype unfair?
The dumb blonde stereotype is unfair because it perpetuates the idea that intelligence and appearance are interconnected, reinforcing harmful gender stereotypes. It overlooks the individuality and capabilities of blonde individuals and undermines their credibility. Such stereotypes can lead to discrimination and hinder opportunities for blondes in various aspects of life.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
tell her a joke on saturday?
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Tell her a joke on a Monday
What is a bad joke?
A bad joke is an idiom for a poorly-planned or illogical situation.
What is funny in Brazil?
Well, this is a blonde joke and a Brazilian joke. A blonde was reading a newspaper and it said "Three Brazilian soldiers died today in Iraq." The blonde got scared and asked someone, "how much is a Brazilian?"
Where can one find blonde girl jokes?
You can find blonde jokes online at the Jokes4Us website or eBaumsWorld. You can find more blonde jokes available on joke sites such as the Cool Blonde Jokes website.
How do you spell blonde?
There are separate spellings by gender : males are blondand females are blonde.
How can jokes hurt a person?
Well say your blonde, would'nt you find it mean if someone said want to hear a joke about the dumb blonde .
