What are some yomamma jokes?

Answer 1

1:yo'mamas so fat that when she lies down at the beach, people run around her yelling free willy!

2:yo'mamas so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized

3:yo'mamas so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her 10 months to live

Answer 2

Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, she did.

Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by Cats.

Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Answer 3

A your mom joke is like this "your mom is so ugly she made a mirror break" or "she so greasy her freckles slipped off" it's basically insulting your mother

Answer 4

Yo mama is so stupid that she grabbed two quarters and acted like she was listening to 50cent!! Lmao

Answer 5

A yomama joke is a joke about yo moms!