What is the funniest joke?

Answer 1

"Funny" is an adjective that can only be defined to a noun by opinion.

It would be wrong to say that there is a "funny" joke that appeals to all - as different people have different perspectives of "funny".

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh.

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful.

Two fish are swimming and they crash into a solid cement wall.

One turns to the other and says "dam"!

Answer 2

i bet ur using this website for your own entertainment!!! Well, this question hasn't got an answer, because people will say what they think the funniest joke is, and many people will think different things. Sorry for being such a spoilsport.

Answer 3

why do giraffes have long necks... because they have smelly feet lol

3 more jokes

1: Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

2: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

3: My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather

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Answer 4

Answer:Okay older kids might not think this, but I think the funniest thing I have heard that I can remember is when one day at lunch, there was this guy named Marcus and when my friend accidentally spit on this other girl, Marcus says, "Oooh. You spit on her." Then my friend said, "You can't feel my spit, not unless you get close." So then he turns to this guy who was sitting by him, and gets up in his face and says "Hi Cody..." I thought that was so funny.

Another Answer:

The funniest thing I have ever seen was at school, a grade 6 boy yelled from across the room "Bye mommy!" and his mom blew him a kiss at the door. I guess it was funny cause we were all taking a test....

Another Answer:

The funniest thing I ever heard someone say was, "I'm gonna strangle you with this cordless phone!"

Another Answer:

Scene: The morning after 9/11.

Harry: "Tony, did you hear what happened last night?"

Tony: "Yeah!! It's BS! Tarrant got 2 weeks!"

Another Answer:

haha those r all funny and the funniset thing i ever heard was the story of how one of my old friends got his nickname his nickname is codykins he got his nickname when one of his guy friends moved and kissed him on the cheek and said "bye my codykins"!!!!!!

Answer 5

nock nock, who is there not me, not me who, not me cuz u don't know me

im bored

Answer 6

It's not cheating unless you get caught.

Quiting smoking is the easiest thing to do, ive done it hundreds of times.

Im knot blonde, Im knot, Im knot, Im knot!

Answer 7

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

A. wher is my tractor hahahahahahahahaha ;)