5'7". The moniker is meant to be ironic.
5'7
Hilma Barcklind's birth name is Hilma Alfrida Nadeschda Matsson.
Kristian Alfonso's birth name is Alfonso, Kristian-Joy.
Kristian Schultze's birth name is Kristian Wladimir Schultze.
Kristian Day's birth name is Kristian Michael Day.
Kristian Meurman's birth name is Kristian A. J. Meurman.
Kristian Ayre's birth name is Kristian John Ayre.
Kristian Bailey's birth name is Kristian Patrick Bailey.
Kristian Wahlberg's birth name is Arvo Kristian Wahlberg.
Kristian Wilkin's birth name is Kristian Lee Wilkin.
Kristian Almgren's birth name is Hans Kristian Almgren.
Kristian Pandza is 184 cm.
Kristian Luuk's birth name is Ants Robert Kristian Luuk.