A walkie talkie.
chickipede
because the chicken was wearing it.
fried chieak chicken + steak = chieak lame.....
Because he was stuck to the chicken.
You get a stiff cock.
chickipede
Bacon and legs!
A centipede will eat anything they can get a hold of. Ive read a case where a pet giant centipede was fed raw and cooked chicken. They have Virtualy perfect immune systems.
A walkie talkie.A walkie-talkie.
The puzzle is: you have a chicken, fox and corn. You can't leave the chicken with the corn or the chicken will eat it. You can't leave the fox with the chicken or the fox will eat it. You have a river to cross and a boat that will carry you and one of the three. The order that you take them across is: 1) cross over with the chicken, 2) cross back empty, 3) cross over with the fox, 4) cross back with the chicken, 5) cross over with the corn, 6) cross back empty, 7 cross over with the chicken.
The cross between a chicken and turkey is a turken. It has a head of a turkey and a body of a chicken.
this is a chicken that is mad
because he really wasn't chicken
A musical chicken.You might get a Strings Chicken.
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
By walking
chicken