In ancient times, when farmers were first domesticating animals, they chose large areas of grasslands that they closed in with tall wooden fences, so the wild chickens couldn't fly over the top and would stay a reasonably short distance from the farmer's house. The farmer would put grain and worms in these areas to attract the chickens, while, over time, he would gradually decreasethe size and height of the fenced in area. Finally, after the chickens were used to being fenced in, they never tried to escape because there was always food for them within the fenced in area. One day, the farmer was late bringing the chickens their food, so one of the smarter chickens found out that he could actually fly over the shorter fence, so he did, to look for food on the neighboring farmer's land. When the farmer finally did come with the food, he noticed that one of his chickens had gone, so he went to his neighbor's gate to yell at his neighbor: "Why did my chicken cross the road over to your place?" and his neighbor yelled back: "To get to the other side where I keep food out for my chickens!". Well, the farmers' wife thought this was a silly argument, and when she told her friends about it, she shortened it to the familiar version we hear way too often: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side!"***(ACTUALLY, I MADE THIS STORY UP, BUT IT SOUNDED AUTHENTIC, DIDN'T IT!!!) ;-} Admit it; you believed it!!!
Well, honey, a pig crossed the road joke is just like any other classic joke setup. It usually goes something like "Why did the pig cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!" Get it? Pigs, chickens, roads... it's all in good fun!
....... to get to the same side!Explanation; one of the many answers to the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is "to get to the other side." A Mobius strip is a figure that has only one side, hence the change in the answer.
it's basically a trick question. you would think that there is some reason why the chicken is crossing the road but its actually the most simple answer - to get to the other side. its just a dumb joke and the whole point is to confuse you.
What is the baddest jokes? That would definitely be the old Why did the chicken cross the road joke. They say that legendary joke has been around for over 10 years! A decade to be exact. There are more bad jokes like the vampire ones.
because the chicken was wearing it.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
Why did the bed cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off.
the rubbishist joke in the world is probably.... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
The chicken, of coarse!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the Hippo cross the road? For the same reason as the chicken.
q) why did the chicken cross the road a) to run away from McDonalds
"Why did the chicken cross the road" is a classic joke. There are lots of great joke books in the humor section of your local library or bookstore.
A really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager would be "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer to this joke is: "to get to Taco Bell, of course."
i believe it was a chicken one day that was crossing the road and decided to make jokes about himself. he shared them with his fellow chicks and they were in giggles, one of the chicks actually pee'd themselves and then it dr dolittle could talk to animals and found out about the joke and spread it about humans and then it became famous.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. haha soo funny