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Well, sweetheart, the chicken crossed the road on the math worksheet to prove it wasn't just a bird brain. It wanted to calculate the shortest distance between two points and show off its geometry skills. So, next time you see a chicken crossing the road, just remember, it might be on a mission to solve some quadratic equations.
What else can I help you with?
Why did the sock cross the road?
because the chicken was wearing it.
Why did the porcupine cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it wasstapled to the chicken.
Why did the purple chicken cross the road..?
It has been speculated that a purple chicken might use the same motives as a regular chicken. The speculated answer is of course, to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
....... to get to the same side!Explanation; one of the many answers to the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is "to get to the other side." A Mobius strip is a figure that has only one side, hence the change in the answer.
How does a chicken cross the road?
By walking
Does a banana cross the road?
chicken
What do you call a chicken cross the road math answers?
Information on what the math problems are need to be given to know what the answer is. Not knowing the exact math problems makes it difficult to know the answers.
What action you can not do with math?
Cross the road.
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
How do you get the chicken to cross the road?
by teaching it to drive
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
Know any frog cross the road jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
What is the actual funniest joke ever?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
Why did the sock cross the road?
because the chicken was wearing it.
Why did the vampire cross the road?
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.
How does a chicken cross the road on traffic?
it cant its stupid
