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Why like a joke that seems true?
If you mean to ask "Why do I like a joke that seems true ?", then the answer is easy.Jokes are either the plain truth or exaggerated truth, either way they are funny because when you hear a joke that has an element of truth to it you think, "My, I never thought of it in that way before ! It is ridiculous now that I think of it !"
What does this mean For Sale Parachute Only used once never opened small stain?
The joke is that the parachute did not open properly, and it is now stained with the initial user's blood.
Do you have comedy jokes for armed forces day?
ok heres one; a dutch, 2 brits and an American walk into a bar, now for alkieda that would not be a joke, for that would be a hostage situation.
What is the worlds best joke?
This is believed to be the world's funniest joke:Two men are out hunting. All of a sudden, one collapses. The other guy calls 911 and says:Man: Help! My friend is dead!Operator:Calm down sir. We can help. First, make sure he's really dead. Man:Okay, so now what?If you don't get it, you have problems. (no offense)
What is the funnyest joke ever?
In 2002, Richard Wiseman conducted a study to determine the funniest joke in the world, as well as the funniest jokes from several countries around the world. Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?" "Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead." The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot. "Ok", says the hunter, "what now?" Reference: hubpages.com The-Funniest-Joke-Ever-Told
If the make chivers jellies is dated February and its now April would it be okay to make and eat?
they would for a practical joke to make someone throw up
You want a joke now?
Yes.
Is the cky crew racist?
AnswerNot at all. The rap was a joke and you should get over it now. If your that sensitive, you should live your whole life in your house. Staring at the wall. I take offense in this question.
How do you talk to a guy on the phone?
Keep the conversation light and throw in a joke now and again just make it smooth and relaxed and everything will go fine.(:
How do you make toddlers in sims 3 stop talking when you taught them how to talk?
The message that comes up saying 'Now you have to make them stop talking' is a joke. It's called a sense of humor.
When should you make a wish?
Right now.
Is Santa a joke?
Watch out you may get coal now for questioning his existence
Why does Beethoven now spend all his time erasing music Joke?
Because he is now dead and decomposing.
Do you know a joke?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. (like her song Poker Face). Now, technically, that's a riddle; a joke is a story with a funny ending like," Two guys walk into a bar - you'd think ONE of them would have seen it!" Now THATS a joke
Why would a mom make a joke about you taking her daughter to the spring fling but later on in the year she tries to keep her daughters school dance a secret from you?
She probably doesn't like you now!
How meany babies does a tree frog have?
10,000 to the most no joke i now i am a sientece for tree frogs so have more ask me more peace to the frog no joke
How do you make the number seven even?
Is this suppose to be a joke? You can take away the "S" from seven, now it is even. IN math you would minus 1 or subtract 1 to make it an even number. even numbers are 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16... . Double it.
