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A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier guy, "Do you have any grapes?" and the guy says no. The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks the cashier guy, " Do you have any grapes?' and the guy says no. The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks the cashier guy if he has any grapes and the guy says, "If you ask that question one more time I'm going to staple your feet to the floor." The next day the duck walks in the store and says, "Do you have any staples?" and the guy says no, then the duck asks, "Do you have any grapes?" :)
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