Can you translate into Shakespearean the Beatles song She Loves You?

Answer 1

Replace all instances of the word You with Thee or Thou, replace Yeah with Aye and rephrase any sentences with a word ending in -ing so It's you she's thinking of becomes She thinks of you. It may or may not still work as a song afterwards.

Answer 2

There is no such language as "Shakespearean". Shakespeare wrote in English. Apart from the word "yeah", which you might replace with "yea", the words The Beatles used are all words Shakespeare also used. That includes the contractions "it's" and "can't". "She loves you" is an exact quotation from Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1 Scene 4. (NOT "She loveth thee") The progressive tense was not common in Shakespeare's day, so "It's you she's thinking of" would be "It's you that she thinks of" and the rhythm would not be maimed.