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There once was a man from Peru,

He dreamed he was eating his shoe,

He awoke with a fright,

In the middle of the night,

And found that his dream had come true.

There once was a man named Bob,

He loved to eat corn on the cob,

But he ate it so loud,

He attracted a crowed,

Now everyone calls him a slob.

I wrote this next one my self (go easy on me I'm only 13)

There once was a girl named Jean,

She always wanted to work on a trend

But then one day,

They just had to say,

You can't work here because you're too mean

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