Perhaps because you don't have a sense of humor. Or because we are not allowed to tell the really good jokes.
It is not too hard if you have a good sense of humor. Sick or dirty jokes are among the easiest to create, but there are many good jokes that don't use such content or words. Puns, homophones, and inconsistencies are an easy place to start.Beginners can try adapting existing joke formats such as:Three people went into a bar...Three people died, and they stood before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...What's the difference between...Your mama is so...You might be a redneck if...There are knock knock jokes, one-liners and statement jokes, story jokes, and riddles. Riddles are fairly easy to come up with.
what I usually do is I go on the internet and i types in : "what are some good jokes?" and some good jokes will most deffenitly come up. hope this helps you little buddy. p.s. sometimes you can just think of good jokes (that you made up) on the top of your head. Example: what did the mother beaver say to the baby beaver when he cam home? Shut the dam door !
One of the best riddle that I have come across is "Riddle: A natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me, and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you eat to no end. What am I?.."
yes, because maisha brown said so. if you have a problem come shake, all jokes aside.
Tim owns a pocket knife with five different tools. It has a corkscrew, a bottle opener, tweezers, a screwdriver and something else. ... Answer. A knife. I did not come up with this, I copied it from the internet under 'riddles' Nan R.
Well they are very funny, and it's not like all blonds are dumb.
It is not too hard if you have a good sense of humor. Sick or dirty jokes are among the easiest to create, but there are many good jokes that don't use such content or words. Puns, homophones, and inconsistencies are an easy place to start.Beginners can try adapting existing joke formats such as:Three people went into a bar...Three people died, and they stood before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...What's the difference between...Your mama is so...You might be a redneck if...There are knock knock jokes, one-liners and statement jokes, story jokes, and riddles. Riddles are fairly easy to come up with.
People will probably never run out of funny things such as movies and jokes. This is because as the world evolves and events happen, people will come up with newer, funnier things to joke about.
Leave them.
you just say "Yo Mama" then something meanDon't focus too much on realistic jokes. Think of something that is really funny and apply it to a person. And there you go!
Jokes are a strange subject, what one may find funny another will not. Most comedians say it come down to the timing. Of course many think that being intentionally offensive is funny instead of realising it is just bad manners and shows a lack of elan.
we girls like it when guys are funny, so crack a couple jokes, and see what topics come up. just roll with it
u said it, those people who just criticize and comment in such a way are just trying to show that they are not having fun with ur SILLY jokes, it might be the vise-versa... they maybe making fun of u too, but most of them say harsh words to make u silly in front of all...
Humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another may not. Newspaper comics often try to appeal to a wide audience, which can sometimes result in jokes that don't resonate with everyone's sense of humor. Additionally, humor in newspapers may be constrained by the need to be family-friendly or inoffensive, which can limit the range of jokes that can be made.
wet seal for the shoes nd for what to say come up with a funny catchphrase like whats that supposed to mean or something and the funny jokes made stupid nd stuf
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What may help is if you adapt with how the girl behaves, and your actions should match her likings. Try to be funny in ways that she finds them funny, and if she might find some jokes not funny because of they're inappropriate, then you could just refrain from those kind of jokes. Closely listen to what she says, and whenever her "special days" come, like her birthday, buy her a nice present. :D