He doesn't have a web, he has a website!
It is a spider
A Spider has 8 Legs
spider webs are made of sticky things that come out of a spiders butt
Spider-Girl was created in 1998.
A spider without legs is often humorously referred to as a "legless spider." However, in a more scientific context, it may simply be referred to as a spider that has lost its legs due to injury or a genetic mutation. Since all spiders belong to the class Arachnida, they are characterized by having eight legs, so a legless spider would be an anomaly.
or might be a lacroose spider?
they blend in with the trees
black widows
This has to be the yellow and black red spotted spider.
Likely the Daring (Bold) Jumping Spider
If you encounter a brown spider with a white spot on its back, it is best to avoid touching it or provoking it. It is recommended to safely remove yourself from the spider's vicinity and seek assistance from a professional pest control service if necessary.
It is a mosquito bite.
The black spider with a tan spot on its back plays a significant role in the ecosystem as a predator that helps control insect populations. By preying on insects, the spider helps maintain balance in the ecosystem and contributes to the overall health of the environment.
Look fr something moving or bring a torch
It's probably a black widow and yes very poisonous.
Sounds like a black widow spider.
It's most likely the common "Daring jumping spider," Phidippus audax. It's completely harmless.