He doesn't have a web, he has a website!
It is a spider
A Spider has 8 Legs
spider webs are made of sticky things that come out of a spiders butt
Spider-Girl was created in 1998.
A spider without legs is often humorously referred to as a "legless spider." However, in a more scientific context, it may simply be referred to as a spider that has lost its legs due to injury or a genetic mutation. Since all spiders belong to the class Arachnida, they are characterized by having eight legs, so a legless spider would be an anomaly.
or might be a lacroose spider?
they blend in with the trees
black widows
This has to be the yellow and black red spotted spider.
Likely the Daring (Bold) Jumping Spider
If you encounter a brown spider with a white spot on its back, it is best to avoid touching it or provoking it. It is recommended to safely remove yourself from the spider's vicinity and seek assistance from a professional pest control service if necessary.
It is a mosquito bite.
Look fr something moving or bring a torch
The black spider with a tan spot on its back plays a significant role in the ecosystem as a predator that helps control insect populations. By preying on insects, the spider helps maintain balance in the ecosystem and contributes to the overall health of the environment.
It's probably a black widow and yes very poisonous.
Sounds like a black widow spider.
It's most likely the common "Daring jumping spider," Phidippus audax. It's completely harmless.