How many Mormons dose it taketo screw in a light ball?

Answer 1

There are several answers I've heard to this question, here are a few examples:

"It depends! If it is the Relief Society it takes four. One to fix refreshments. One to bring the tablecloth. One to design the center piece, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Bishopric, forget it, they don't do light bulbs. They call a Priesthood Executive Council and delegate it to the Elders.

If it is the Elders it takes four. Three that don't show up, and one to change the bulb.

If it is the High Priests it takes four. Two to push the wheel chairs. One to handle the oxygen tank, And one to screw in the light bulb.

If it is the Home Teachers, it only takes two, But you have to wait until the end of the month.

If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes one. He holds the light bulb in the socket And the whole world revolves around him."

"Four. One Financial Clerk to see if we have enough money in the budget to afford a light bulb, one Historical Clerk to see when the last time the light bulb was changed, one Membership Clerk to check the roster to see if there is a qualified electrician in the ward, and one Ward Clerk to go change the bulb while everyone else is fooling around with the paperwork."

"Four. One to say an opening prayer, one to give a talk on changing light bulbs, one to change the light bulb, and one to say a closing prayer."

The final one is actually an answer to the question "How many Christian Scholars does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"First, they must hold a council to decide whether the light bulb should be soft white or cool white.

Then, they must hold another council to determine whether they should accept fluorescent or incandescent lighting.

Following their acceptance of incandescent over fluorescent lighting and soft white over cool white, several other councils of hundreds of clergymen over a period of hundreds of years must decide whether there is to be but one filament contained in one light bulb, or whether there are to be three filaments in the one bulb.

Additional centuries must pass before several groups of clergymen protest the use of soft white incandescent bulbs and begin bickering over whether to convert to fluorescent lighting or return to cool white incandescent bulbs.

Finally, Mormons come along and install a new light bulb patterned after the original bulb and turn on the light."

Answer 2

0, you don't use Mormons