How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer 1

1. None. They cannot make it past the glass ceiling to reach the bulb. The patriarchy is holding them back.

2. One. They just hold up the bulb and the entire world revolves around them.

3. A whole bunch. It takes about:

• 15 to protest the sexism that caused the old bulb to go bad
• 8 to attend a vigil for the old bulb
• 12 to start a support group for blown bulb survivors
• 2 to come up with a ribbon campaign for survivors of blown bulbs.
• Hundreds to wear the ribbons.
• 5 to get triggered because the new bulb doesn't come in pink
• 1 to start a petition online for a pink bulb
• 472 to sign the petition for the pink bulb
• 1 to write a grant proposal for funding for the new bulb
• 4 attorneys to vet the funding proposal
• 3 to debate what type of bulb to get
• 2 to purchase the bulb
• 3 to hold the rickety ladder some man obviously made
• 1 to actually replace the bulb.
• 11 to hold a burial service for the old bulb
• 1 to start a memorial site online for the old bulb
• Hundreds to view the website