Two. One to screw it in and one to SHHHHSH her.
Ten. One to notice that it is burned out. One to check that it is. One to take it up with the library board and explain why the library needs to purchase something besides books. One to write the order. One to call the official and see why the order has not been processed. One to check it when it arrives. One to write a requisition so the janitor can obtain a ladder to replace it. One to observe the janitor to replace it, so the janitor does not sue for workman's comp. One to check that it works. And one to write the report that it works.
Define "light bulb"
14. Apex. :)
A ''light year''
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
Define "light bulb"
None. You vill change zee light bulb. Ve haf vays to MAKE you change zee light bulb!
14. Apex. :)
A ''light year''
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself.One. The bulb really has to want to change.
"Do hillbillies have light bulbs?"
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
Two, one to figure out what a light bulb is and the other on to get the rest of the squadron.
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