How many librarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer 1

Two. One to screw it in and one to SHHHHSH her.

Ten. One to notice that it is burned out. One to check that it is. One to take it up with the library board and explain why the library needs to purchase something besides books. One to write the order. One to call the official and see why the order has not been processed. One to check it when it arrives. One to write a requisition so the janitor can obtain a ladder to replace it. One to observe the janitor to replace it, so the janitor does not sue for workman's comp. One to check that it works. And one to write the report that it works.