How many people are needed to change a light bulb?

Answer 1

6 people needed.

It takes one to hold the bulb, four more to spin the table (where the one holding the bulb is standing) around, and one more to watch past the corner should the electric current (torrent) is coming.

C'mon. It is a joke! This is the Greek version. (Sorry for some bad English)

Answer 2

1. A whole bunch. Several to try to eat the old bulb, and several more to try to stop them. Several to put their finger in the empty socket while 2 take turns flipping the switch. Several to pick up the one they've designated to change the bulb. Then a bunch to go to the hardware store for a new bulb. That takes a bunch because not all can drive, some try to drive there drunk, there are wrecks on the way there, etc. So it takes several to bail them out of jail, visit them in the hospital, etc. Then another team has to be sent out because the previous team brought back the wrong bulb. It takes several to remove the socket to get it down to where they can change it. Then it takes new ones to put it back, since some of the first ones are now injured (getting shocked and falling). Then it takes several more to flip the switch to find it doesn't work. Then several more to point out that they were pulling the wrong switch all along and that the original bulb might have been good. And it takes a couple to rush the one who is playing with the old bulb to the hospital -- and please don't ask where they managed to lodge the bulb, just note that it was embarrassing to tell the doctors.

2. Although scholars from abroad have often debated the ancient question "how many idiot's does it take to change a light bulb?" I have determined after great research as the head of the Boopty Doo Institution that it takes approximately 3 idiots to change a light bulb therefore putting an end to this age old phenomenon.

Answer 3

1. Just you, but you are probably too small to reach the ceiling!

2. Just one, since some people think the world revolves around them. So all they have to do is hold up the bulb.

Answer 4

20 Chinese acrobats, or one man with a ladder.