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The classic joke goes that it takes "two Scotsmen"—one to change the light bulb and another to hold the ladder. The humor lies in the playful stereotype about Scotsmen and their frugality or reluctance to spend money. Ultimately, it's all in good fun and highlights the creativity of light bulb jokes!
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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"
Takes 6 Boxervillians to change a light bulb and there are 84 Boxervillians at a light bulb-changing party How many light bulbs can they change?
14. Apex. :)
How many years does it take to change a light bulb?
A ''light year''
How many virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many potatoes does it take to change a light bulb?
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"
How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You vill change zee light bulb. Ve haf vays to MAKE you change zee light bulb!
Takes 6 Boxervillians to change a light bulb and there are 84 Boxervillians at a light bulb-changing party How many light bulbs can they change?
14. Apex. :)
How many years does it take to change a light bulb?
A ''light year''
How many virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself.One. The bulb really has to want to change.
How many hillbillies does it take to change a light bulb?
"Do hillbillies have light bulbs?"
How many potatoes does it take to change a light bulb?
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
How many namekians does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
How many Spartans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to figure out what a light bulb is and the other on to get the rest of the squadron.
How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
1
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
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