How many techs does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer 1

well, it takes one to find a computer, one to open up the browser, one to type in where to get a bulb, one to go out and determine which bulb he should get because of the different watts, one to give the cashier the money needed, one to drive back, and one to call the 'guy' that takes care of it. So all in all, 7, because even though techs may seem smart, they may forget the simple things that everyone else knows....