Ok a guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head and the bartender says `What'll it be Mac?` And the duck says yeah can you get this guy off my butt?
ANSWER:Whats the worst thing about the 69 position.The view.
ANSWER:i really don't know a joke or riddle for ya, sorry. But my friend is depressed now and just tell him/her u love them and today is bad but tomorrow will be better- That's God's promise to us.dont is my answer. if they are all ready going out with someone it's because they really like them and to break them apart would be mean. but you could wait untill they break up, and then wait a week (otherwise you'll be a bit clingy) then casually ask them out. if they say no laugh and say it was just a joke to cheer them up because of the breakup and go LOL. hope you find this usefull, it always works for me :)
There are tons of good fog jokes. You can look them up online.
Got pillow? Different company different pillow
Give the clown a raise ($).
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You can cheer up someone by randomly saying a joke around. You could also participate in a dance together.
There are many ways to cheer someone up. Sometimes, the best way to cheer someone up is to listen to them, as allowing them to speak about their troubles or problems with someone is often relieving. Being optimistic and patient with some will soon put them in a good mood when they see that you are trying your best.
A good way to cheer someone is to give them some space for awhile. If that does not work trie to cheer them up by give tell them funny jokes you can also do something funny too. Another option is to just give them a smile it will work wonders!!
You can tell him some kind of joke. You can also say him to dance as it promotes cheer.
AnswerThat is a very good quedstion. Whoever asked this must be the smartest person in the world... anyway, a good time to tell a joke is when someone is sad. Tell them a good and funny joke, they'll cheer up in the flip of a dime!Another good time to tell a joke is when someone is in the hospital. Laughing is actually healthy for you, so if you tell them a joke, they have a better chance of surviving!Thank you for asking!ANSWER:Public speakers try to open up with a joke or a funny story. This makes them more comfortable with the crowd. Managers open meetings with the same approach as it eases tensions in the room. A joke should be told anytime a laugh or a smile is needed, which is as many times you can in your lifetime.Another good time can be spur of the moment eg SOMEONE COUGHS you say dont give me swine flu... Its a bad joke but you get my point right?
WHY?! are you nuts?!?!? (hehe kidding bout nuts)everyone needs a good friend!someone who you can look up to and someone who you can talk about anything or joke about anything with :)
If you'd like to tell someone to cheer up in Spanish you would say alegrarse. This is a very nice way to brighten someone's day.
When someone is not woken up easily.
to have a good cheer be loud to be a good pick up person not drop them
Sometimes words are not enough to cheer someone up depending on the circumstances that person is going through. Although it is difficult to see someone you care about feeling sad or depressed the only thing you can do to help is let them know you are there for them and a shoulder to cry on.
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