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Ok a guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head and the bartender says `What'll it be Mac?` And the duck says yeah can you get this guy off my butt?

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ANSWER:i really don't know a joke or riddle for ya, sorry. But my friend is depressed now and just tell him/her u love them and today is bad but tomorrow will be better- That's God's promise to us.
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