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Sure! Here are five mop jokes for you: Why did the mop get a promotion? Because it really knew how to clean up the competition! What did one mop say to the other at the party? "Let’s sweep this place off its feet!" Why did the mop break up with the broom? It found someone who really knew how to handle its mess! How did the mop feel after a long day? Wiped out! What did the mop say to the dirty floor? "I’m ready to make you shine!"
How many men does it take to mop the floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
The "runaway mop" takes place on the second Friday after the main mop fair on October 12. This year the runaway starts Thursday October 21, 2010 and continues on Friday October 22, 2010. Have fun!
The performer billed as the "human mop" in vaudeville was known as "The Human Mop" or simply "Mop." This act featured a unique performer who would use their body to clean floors, showcasing a blend of comedy and physical performance. The character's absurdity and engaging antics made it a memorable and entertaining act during the vaudeville era, drawing laughter from audiences.
No..... Did you? -I hope it's a clean joke!
Sure! Here are five mop jokes for you: Why did the mop get a promotion? Because it really knew how to clean up the competition! What did one mop say to the other at the party? "Let’s sweep this place off its feet!" Why did the mop break up with the broom? It found someone who really knew how to handle its mess! How did the mop feel after a long day? Wiped out! What did the mop say to the dirty floor? "I’m ready to make you shine!"
Do you know where the mop is?Mop this mess up now.Someone stole my mop.
You jokes should be: What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship? A: The Honeymoon period.
Um...I dont know...
A steam mop is a mop that has a built in steamer applicator at the base of the mop, allowing it to produce steam that is discharged onto the mopping surface as you clean, loostening up any impediments to allow for a cleaner floor.
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That's just plain weird! Who goes on that
I would use the nearest bucket and mop of any colour to mop up the blood. It is more important, in the safe disposal of a blood possibly infected area, to quickly mop up the spillage. Therefore, cleaning and sterilisation of any equipment and area affected should be prioritised.
Mat or Mop .
i just bought the h2o mop yesterday and used it right away, and i fell in love lol it is amazing. I did my kitichen floor and when i looked at the pad i was discusted i had just mopped that morning with my reg mop. my opinion is that the h20 mop is worth the money i got it at walmart for $98
Know it. Snow it. Show it.know it
Assuming you mean how do you use the word mop in a sentence, here is an example of mop as a verb. You need to mop the floor. An example of mop as a noun would look like this: That is a very dirty mop.