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Personally, I think this is one of the world's funniest jokes. I read it in a Reader's Digest. "A man walks by a resturant. There is a sign in front that says that if the chef cannot provide the meal you ask for, you will be given $500. The man goes in and sits down. The chef comes out to take his order (apparently it's not a busy day). 'What would you like, sir?' asks the chef. 'Elephant ears on rye,' replies the man. The chef walk back to the kitchen with the order. Five minutes later, he comes out holding a stack of twenties. 'What was wrong?' asked the man as he was handed the money. 'Well, it's amazing,' says the chef, shaking his head. 'Today was the first time in 20 year that we were out of rye bread!'
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