1. I walked into an ice cream shop the other day and asked the man behind the counter - vanilla ice cream in a cornet please, he replied 'hundreds and thousand' I said 'no just the one will do.'
2. Go into an antiques shop and ask the man behind the counter 'hey, what's new?'
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
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You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."
Ones that are toad often.
what I usually do is I go on the internet and i types in : "what are some good jokes?" and some good jokes will most deffenitly come up. hope this helps you little buddy. p.s. sometimes you can just think of good jokes (that you made up) on the top of your head. Example: what did the mother beaver say to the baby beaver when he cam home? Shut the dam door !
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You can use almost any line from Stepbrothers.
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There are tons of websites that will give you cocky comedy jokes.Some of the best websites to go to are Jokes,Kickasshumor,Laugh Factory, and Comedy Jokes,
your mamas so fat king kong yelled" GODZILLA!"
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WHY do people make cheesy jokes?? Seriously???? The answer is pretty obvious to me---- some people are just really bad at comedy. It's as simple as that. Another reason is that some people are just stupid, and don't have a good sense of humor.
Some jokes...you can see it at the BBC iplayer
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
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