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1. I walked into an ice cream shop the other day and asked the man behind the counter - vanilla ice cream in a cornet please, he replied 'hundreds and thousand' I said 'no just the one will do.'
2. Go into an antiques shop and ask the man behind the counter 'hey, what's new?'
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What are some good inside jokes?
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
What are some good couch jokes?
Don't seat on me
What are some good hospital jokes?
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."
What are some good frog jokes?
Ones that are toad often.
How do you think of good jokes?
what I usually do is I go on the internet and i types in : "what are some good jokes?" and some good jokes will most deffenitly come up. hope this helps you little buddy. p.s. sometimes you can just think of good jokes (that you made up) on the top of your head. Example: what did the mother beaver say to the baby beaver when he cam home? Shut the dam door !
Can anyone give some good comedy tips and jokes?
yes
What are some good comedy movie jokes?
You can use almost any line from Stepbrothers.
How did sardar jokes begin?
with some comedy
What websites contain cocky comedy jokes?
There are tons of websites that will give you cocky comedy jokes.Some of the best websites to go to are Jokes,Kickasshumor,Laugh Factory, and Comedy Jokes,
Good comedy jokes?
your mamas so fat king kong yelled" GODZILLA!"
Why do people make cheesy jokes?
WHY do people make cheesy jokes?? Seriously???? The answer is pretty obvious to me---- some people are just really bad at comedy. It's as simple as that. Another reason is that some people are just stupid, and don't have a good sense of humor.
Codes and conventions of comedy?
jokes
What did Kerry godliman say in Michael mcintyres comedy road show?
Some jokes...you can see it at the BBC iplayer
What are some good family friendly jokes in Hindi?
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
What are some good inside jokes?
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
What are some good violation jokes?
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
What are some good fashion jokes?
The oldest
