A blonde and a brunette walk into a building. You'd think that one of them would've seen it.
My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems!
Two cows talk in a field. "Moo," says the first cow. "I was just about to say that!'' said the second cow.
Sally only likes certain things. Sally likes red, but doesn't like yellow. Sally likes chestnuts, but doesn't like lollipops. Sally likes ice cream, but doesn't like stopping. Sally doesn't like Rebecca Black, but, then again, who does?
Anyway, what does Sally dislike?
(SPOILER)
Sally doesn't like words that have two of the same consonants back to back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c----
MOO!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Toad.
Toad who!
Toad you that I know lots of funny jokes.
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A Chicago man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "Sometimes, it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."
"No problem: I'm from Chicago," the man says.
So the devil turns up the temperature to 100 and the humidity to 80. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.
"No problem: it's just like Chicago in June," the man says.
So, the devil turns up the temperature to 150 and the humidity to 90. The man is sweating a little, but, overall, he looks comfortable.
"No problem: it's just like Chicago in July," the man says.
So now the devil turns up the temperature to 200 and the humidity to 100. The man is sweating profusely and has taken off his shirt. Otherwise, he seems okay.
"No problem: it's just like Chicago in August," the man says.
Now, the devil is really perplexed. So, he turns down the temperature to -150. Immediately, the humidity in the air freezes, and Hell becomes a frigid, barren wasteland.
The devil is shocked to discover the man jumping up and down and cheering in obvious delight. The devil asks the man what's going on.
The Chicago man replies "THE CUBS WON THE World Series! THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!"
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Q: How do you make time fly?
A: Throw a clock out the window!
Q: "The red guy lives in the red house. The blue guy lives in the blue house. The purple guy lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House?"
A: The President!
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Q: My cousin is a runway model, but where?
A: At the airport!
Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate (eight) nine!
Q: How you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't; you get down from a duck!
Q: Two elephants want to go swimming, but the life guard says that they can't go. Why?
A: They only had one pair of trunks between them.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a Chik-fil-a.
A. To show the opossum that it could be done.
Q: What do sharks and computers have in common?
A: They both have megabytes.
Q: A cowboy went into a town on Friday and stayed for three days. Then he left on Friday. How did he do this?
A: He went into a town on a horse named Friday.
Q: Soft as a petal that falls from a tree, the more I dry, the wetter I'll be. What am I?
A: A sponge or a towel.
Q: I run all day and never walk. I tell you something, but I do not talk. What am I?
A. A clock. (Not a watch, because you can watch anything!)
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't; blondes are born that way.
Q: There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They are all in third grade. Who's the oldest?
A: The blonde. She's 18.
Q: Why was the blonde mad at her drivers license?
A: She got an F on sex.
Q: Why is a blonde tip toeing past the medicine cabinets?
A: She doesn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q: Why was Bigfoot really mad at his cousin?
A: She said "You're too scared to growl at a girl."
Q: What did the blonde do when she saw the YMCA sign?
A: She said "Haha! they spelled MACY's wrong!"
No. Many riddles are created by people who use information that only they know. Other riddles are just gibberish and have no possible answer! With some of these riddles, I attempt to create an answer that will surprise the person who submitted it, not what they expected!
I want a clay riddle
There are many web sites where you can find riddles. Some of them are: riddles.com trickyriddles.com riddlenut.com funnyriddles.net
What do you use to unlock a Florida safe? You use the keys. Where do I maim a person in Florida? I + MAIM = MIAMI Where is the safest place to hold a pot in Florida? By the panhandle.
riddles = Rätsel.
No. Many riddles are created by people who use information that only they know. Other riddles are just gibberish and have no possible answer! With some of these riddles, I attempt to create an answer that will surprise the person who submitted it, not what they expected!
I want a clay riddle
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There are many web sites where you can find riddles. Some of them are: riddles.com trickyriddles.com riddlenut.com funnyriddles.net
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Christmas riddles and jokes can be read on various sites such as Squigly's Playhouse. Guy-Sports, Primary Games, and Mrs. Garrison's Community have riddles for all ages.
Cebuano riddles are traditional puzzles or word games in the Cebuano language that are often used for entertainment and to challenge one's wit. They typically use poetic language and clever wordplay to describe an object, person, or concept for others to guess.
riddles = Rätsel.
Riddles at present
What do you use to unlock a Florida safe? You use the keys. Where do I maim a person in Florida? I + MAIM = MIAMI Where is the safest place to hold a pot in Florida? By the panhandle.
riddles in batanic language