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Diabetic jokes are not always funny, but here are some jokes and quotes that are hopefully not offensive:

1. Two diabetics are in Vegas for some blackjack.

"What are you doing here, hon?" asks a friendly bar girl.

One diabetic replies, "Countin' carbs, countin' carbs."


2. Please don't sugarcoat the truth, I'm diabetic.


3. Why did the vampire bite the diabetic? He had a sweet tooth.


4. A nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said.

"Are you light-headed? " my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette".


5. Math: Bob has 100 candy bars. He eats 95. What does he have now?
He has Diabetes.

(Some say that is one of the worst diabetes jokes because it also includes fat shaming.)

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