Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you re the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team." The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets." "Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down." An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. r\n After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness. The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?" "Yes" says the man, "I m o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."
you say "make" when you make a joke but you say "do" when some one else makes a joke
The phrase is not true German, some of the words are nonsense words. But the phrase they used reads as such "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
I believe that smosh videos are the funniest things on YouTube.com. Some can get inappropriate.
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
three men lived in a 7500 story hotel. One day some disturbing news came. The elevators did not work. one day they went to get groceries. They decided to pass the time by doing something. the 1st man did a lecture from yoga. the 2nd man said he was going to read a instruction manual. the 3rd man was going to tell sad stories. by the time they got to their floor, the 3rd man told his saddest joke, he left his room key in the car.
some objects faster than the others because its due to the movement of the earth.... hahah joke lang :))
some objects faster than the others because its due to the movement of the earth.... hahah joke lang :))
some objects faster than the others because its due to the movement of the earth.... hahah joke lang :))
i think the funniest man on earth would be George Lopez some people might think Jim Carey! watch George Lopez's show you ll see it come on nick at night at 10:00 Or you can watch Lopez tonight at 11:00 on tbs
Humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another may not. Some popular jokes that many people find funny are ones that involve wordplay, puns, or unexpected twists. The "funniest joke ever" can vary greatly depending on individual preferences.
no it is just a joke the scientists are just trying to scare us. some scientists are crazy
some objects faster than the others because its due to the movement of the earth.... hahah joke lang :))
rush hour trilogy
ask for some prostitutes.
The answer for other words for some who makes you laugh are joker & joke tellers people who tells joke and sometimes mimes too you may see some in France , Paris.
Australia's Funniest Home Video Show - 1990 is rated/received certificates of: Australia:G (some episodes) Australia:PG (some episodes)
It depends on your age at this moment... Well... in eight grade we had all our cell phones go off at the same time... You could cover their room in post-its (takes LOTS of time) It depends on who your teacher is and your age, but there's some ideas...