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The world's best joke according to the book The World's Best Book:
Two hunters are out in the woods, when one of them falls to the ground and stops breathing. The other hunter whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator replies in a calm voice, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, and then the sound of a gunshot booms. The hunter's voice returns to the line and says, "Okay, now what?!"
A woman noticed two men celebrating asked them why they were so happy. They responded, "We finished a puzzle in 2 weeks, but the box said '2 to 3 years'!"
There are tons of funny jokes. The most common jokes told are your momma jokes like "Yo MAMA so FAT, she wears two watches, for each TIME ZONE SHE'S IN!"
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Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
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dang i really only know blonde jokes sry
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When men are trying to make some gossip jokes with some spice of real essence.
