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I can tell you that the number one joke is "why did the chicken cross the rode?".
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What are the top ten yo mama jokes?
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Know any penguin jokes?
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.
Know any whale jokes?
Here are some whale jokes: q What kind of gum does a whale chew?A: Blubber gum! Q: Where are whales weighed? A: At a whale weigh station. Q: Did you hear about the flying whale? A: Actually its a whale of a story. Q: What do you call a baby whale? A: A little squirt. What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?
Know any dog jokes?
Below are example of a dog jokes: Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
What are some good jokes from the bookjust joking 2?
Below are some of the good jokes from the book just joking 2: Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.
What are the top ten yo mama jokes?
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
What are some short jokes?
Q: Why don't people tell jokes about popcorn? A: They're so corny!
Know any penguin jokes?
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.
Can you hear some jokes?
Q: Where do snowman's go to get money?A: The Snowbank!
What are some of the best jokes?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
Know any whale jokes?
Here are some whale jokes: q What kind of gum does a whale chew?A: Blubber gum! Q: Where are whales weighed? A: At a whale weigh station. Q: Did you hear about the flying whale? A: Actually its a whale of a story. Q: What do you call a baby whale? A: A little squirt. What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?
What happened when the teacher told ten jokes trying to make the class laugh?
no pun in ten did
Know any dog jokes?
Below are example of a dog jokes: Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
What are some good jokes from the bookjust joking 2?
Below are some of the good jokes from the book just joking 2: Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.
What are some jokes with moshi monsters in them?
Q. Why did the Zommer cross the road? A. To get to the secondhand shop. Q. What do you call Katsumas who sleep on chandeliers? A. A light sleeper.
Does Selena Gomez have to pay a fine for dating Justin Bieber?
WHAT KIND OF Q: is that no stupid !jokes
Top ten guns?
You need to be a little more specific and say what you mean by "top ten." Top ten largest? Top ten most powerful? Top ten best sellers? Top ten most common?
