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...Hold on. A kid's talking to a mop? I feel kinda bad for him. I was quite lonely when I was little, as well. I often talked to the wall. The wall never responded though. Perhaps he was rather mean. Or maybe the wall was blue. Come to think of it, I think the wall was literally blue. Speaking of blue, did you know that Blue from Blue's Clues is a girl? I didn't know either! I wonder if Magenta's a boy. And why did they get rid of Steve! Steve was the best! I don't really like Joe that much. I went to this restaurant called Joe's last Saturday. It was pretty good. The soup of the day was phenomenal. However, the bread that they served with it was stale and disgusting. I think I found a piece of mold on it. I'm not sure. Anyway, mold is nasty. The gutter I installed around my house a few years back is covered with the stuff. I was thinking about hiring somepony to fix it up, but the bill seems really expensive, based on what I've heard from WikiAnswers. So I tried to clean it up myself. Not with a mop, mind you, my child was busy conversing with it. The kid was asking the mop a question about astigmatism. So I think the kid was voicing his concern to the mop about eye problems. Which is quite strange, since mops don't have eyes. Or do they? I don't know, I've never used a mop. By the way, cleaning out gutters is hard work. I broke my back. Not literally, but figuratively. There's a big difference. Okay, I'm done talking. Back to watching My Little Pony!!
Love, peace, and lots of cheese,
WREmix.
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What are 5 mop jokes?
Sure! Here are five mop jokes for you: Why did the mop get a promotion? Because it really knew how to clean up the competition! What did one mop say to the other at the party? "Let’s sweep this place off its feet!" Why did the mop break up with the broom? It found someone who really knew how to handle its mess! How did the mop feel after a long day? Wiped out! What did the mop say to the dirty floor? "I’m ready to make you shine!"
What is a mop it a joke?
How many men does it take to mop the floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
When is the stratford upon-Avon runaway mop?
The "runaway mop" takes place on the second Friday after the main mop fair on October 12. This year the runaway starts Thursday October 21, 2010 and continues on Friday October 22, 2010. Have fun!
Who was billed as the human mop in vaudeville?
The performer billed as the "human mop" in vaudeville was known as "The Human Mop" or simply "Mop." This act featured a unique performer who would use their body to clean floors, showcasing a blend of comedy and physical performance. The character's absurdity and engaging antics made it a memorable and entertaining act during the vaudeville era, drawing laughter from audiences.
Did you hear the joke about the mop?
No..... Did you? -I hope it's a clean joke!
What did the mama mop say to the baby mop?
It's time to go to sweep.
What are 5 mop jokes?
Sure! Here are five mop jokes for you: Why did the mop get a promotion? Because it really knew how to clean up the competition! What did one mop say to the other at the party? "Let’s sweep this place off its feet!" Why did the mop break up with the broom? It found someone who really knew how to handle its mess! How did the mop feel after a long day? Wiped out! What did the mop say to the dirty floor? "I’m ready to make you shine!"
Why does the dog attack the mop?
Arh! a very interesting question. Suffice to say, tell your wife to keep her legs shut when in front of the dog
What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he walked in?
“Hey bartender, I’ll have a beer and a mop.”
How do you get rid of puddles on sim 3?
click the piddle and it should say mop it up and then they will
What are three sentences for the word mop?
Do you know where the mop is?Mop this mess up now.Someone stole my mop.
How do you spell word mop in sentence?
Assuming you mean how do you use the word mop in a sentence, here is an example of mop as a verb. You need to mop the floor. An example of mop as a noun would look like this: That is a very dirty mop.
How do you say please mop the floor?
In Spanish, you would say "Por favor, limpia el suelo." In French, you would say "S'il te plaît, passe la moppe." In German, it would be "Bitte wische den Boden." Each phrase conveys a polite request to mop the floor.
What is mop and glow?
A floor cleaning product. Put it on the floor and mop it with a damp mop.
Why is it important to disinfect cleaning equipment?
It is important to disinfect cleaning equiptment because (let's say a mop) if you still have gammy stuff on that mop after changing the water in the bucket, you would just be making the water in the bucket more non-sanitary than it would be if you disinfected the mop in the first place.
What is the plural of mop?
The plural of mop is 'mops'
How do you say kid in Australian?
Australians speak English. So, you would say "kid".
