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You look really cute in your muffin top!

"Hey have you seen Muff?" "Yes." "Well, where is he?" "In." "What?" "MUFFIN!"

Two muffins are sitting in a bakery display counter and one looks to the other and says "Moo." and the other muffin responds with "Baaaa." The first muffin, slightly perplexed says; "Baaaa? What the heck is that?" The second muffin explains; "I'm learning a second language."

One muffin looks to the other and says; "Hey, let's be rebels and muffout."

One muffin looks to another muffin with obvious envy and says: "Is that bran new?"

One muffin looks to another muffin with obvious sympathy and says: "Don't be so blueberry."

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13y ago

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