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Q: Why are you throwing bags of fecal matter out the window at unsuspecting people?
A: I'm just trying to be a politician. They fling nasty stuff at unsuspecting people all the time.
A man went to a store to buy some cat food. The clerk would not sell him any unless he could prove he had a cat. So he came back reluctantly with his cat and with scratches on his arms. The clerk sold him the cat food. The next day, he tried to buy dog food. He was forced to bring his dog before being able to buy dog food. The next day, he brought a shoe box to the store. There was a hole cut in the box. The man asked the clerk to put his finger in the hole. After being assured it would not harm him, the clerk put his finger in the hole. It was warm and squishy. When he pulled out his finger, it was brown and had a familiar but unpleasant odor. The clerk exclaimed, "Hey this feels and smells like feces!" The man replied, "It is feces, so can I buy some toilet paper?"
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What is a really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager?
A really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager would be "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer to this joke is: "to get to Taco Bell, of course."
Is there a funny boyfriend joke?
Yes there a lot of them
What is a hysterical joke?
"Hysterical joke" is an expression that refers to an extremely funny joke.Typically it would be one that causes uncontrollable laughter.Note that the expression is often used sarcastically to indicate that a joke is not very funny or not really appreciated.
Which paragraph shape would be best to use for a joke?
It is regular Triangle. The payoff the funny part of the joke is suppose to be at the end.....
What do you call a frozen egg it a joke?
The joke what do you call a frozen egg is funny. A frozen egg is called a cold egg.
What isn't a funny joke?
A joke that is not funny would be a joke that no one laughs at. The way to truly discover if a joke is funny, is to tell the joke to see if anyone laughs. However, humor is subjective, one may find it funny, another may not.
Funny is to joke as serious is to?
Um Funny is to joke as serious is to....um....smack talk?
What is a practcal joke?
a joke that is practical, but funny
When was That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore created?
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore was created in 1984.
What are funny jokes called?
Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
What joke isn't funny?
The joke that makes you lose your money!
Why does feces look funny?
well your excrement is made up of old digested food so it made a funny shape:)
What is a really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager?
A really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager would be "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer to this joke is: "to get to Taco Bell, of course."
What is the difference between a joke and a lie?
a joke is funny a lie isint
Can a joke be scientifically funny?
Not sure what you mean by "scientifically funny", but a joke can be both scientific, i.e. about some science topic (and perhaps even scientifically accurate), and funny.
Is a church joke funny?
Not unless it is about nuns. That's funny stuff!
Were can you find the remove clothes plugin for Photoshop?
It doesn't exist. It was a joke. A funny joke, but sadlyjust a joke.
