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Q: Why are you throwing bags of fecal matter out the window at unsuspecting people?

A: I'm just trying to be a politician. They fling nasty stuff at unsuspecting people all the time.

A man went to a store to buy some cat food. The clerk would not sell him any unless he could prove he had a cat. So he came back reluctantly with his cat and with scratches on his arms. The clerk sold him the cat food. The next day, he tried to buy dog food. He was forced to bring his dog before being able to buy dog food. The next day, he brought a shoe box to the store. There was a hole cut in the box. The man asked the clerk to put his finger in the hole. After being assured it would not harm him, the clerk put his finger in the hole. It was warm and squishy. When he pulled out his finger, it was brown and had a familiar but unpleasant odor. The clerk exclaimed, "Hey this feels and smells like feces!" The man replied, "It is feces, so can I buy some toilet paper?"

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