Q. Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A. To hide in the strawberry patch! Q. Why do elephants wear ripple-souled sneakers? A. To give the ants a 50/50 chance!
I am not sure what is good because apparently i did not hear the joke for today.
you say "make" when you make a joke but you say "do" when some one else makes a joke
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge......................... shove it in, close the door.How do you get an elephant in the fridge........... open the door, take the giraffe out and put the elephant in and shut the door.Which animal couldn't go to the lion kings meeting....................the elephant, he's the fridgeWho got the elephant out of the fridge.............................................. the giraffe.My suggestion is that you do these jokes with a few seconds in between to make them think it's a WHOLE different joke.
Saggy Baggy Elephant PS: good book
A good guitar joke is, What is the difference between a ukulele and a banjo, it only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele. Another joke is how many bluegrass pickers does it take to change a light bulb, none, they won't touch anything electric.
this is a joke, yes? Of course it is. A cat is quite obviously much lighter than an elephant.
What happens when you cross an elephant and a key? Ele-key.
Because he wanted some nuts
I am not sure what is good because apparently i did not hear the joke for today.
an elephant is the largest and heviest land animal so an elephant
Joke!
you say "make" when you make a joke but you say "do" when some one else makes a joke
A Wringing Good Joke - 1900 was released on: USA: December 1900
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A Wringing Good Joke - 1899 was released on: USA: April 1899
I am not good at jokes so I am not in a position to give you a good Mr Bee and Mrs Tree joke.
The answer to the riddle is that the pink elephant is hallucinating because there are no elephants in the tub, and elephants don't normally sit in tubs or pass soap radios. This riddle is meant to confuse and trick the listener.