"Peoplle say they don't care whether a person is black, white, purple, or green. Now wait a minute! Purple or green? There's gotta be a limit somewhere! I say to hell with purple people! Unless they're choking. Then, help 'em." -Mitch Hedberg
*Note: You have to imagine this joke told with Mitch's accent, otherwise you don't get the full effect.
Take my wife... please! -Henny Youngman
A really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager would be "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer to this joke is: "to get to Taco Bell, of course."
where do Mexicans work? Ihop and Borders
"Hysterical joke" is an expression that refers to an extremely funny joke.Typically it would be one that causes uncontrollable laughter.Note that the expression is often used sarcastically to indicate that a joke is not very funny or not really appreciated.
The comedian was Dennis Wolfberg. Sadly he died of cancer a couple years after he went big with his colonoscopy bit. Extremely funny man with a super talent for facial and voice distortion humor.
ni they are so old no1 thinks they are funny anymore
A really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager would be "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer to this joke is: "to get to Taco Bell, of course."
It really is easy to be funny. First off don't look for online jokes and overused jokes like why did the chicken cross the road. No. First off you got to pay attention to pay attention to what happens to you on your life. If you think something happend in your life that you think it's funny, then turn into a joke. Make it funny. And try to make your voice a bit funny or focused, too. To make the joke funnier. Take things from your life. Not online Jokes.
where do Mexicans work? Ihop and Borders
say a joke
Joan found the comedian very funny last night.This soup tastes funny.
a laugh, as a comedian might get after telling a joke
"Hysterical joke" is an expression that refers to an extremely funny joke.Typically it would be one that causes uncontrollable laughter.Note that the expression is often used sarcastically to indicate that a joke is not very funny or not really appreciated.
where i come from it means a really good old funny joke
The comedian was Dennis Wolfberg. Sadly he died of cancer a couple years after he went big with his colonoscopy bit. Extremely funny man with a super talent for facial and voice distortion humor.
a good joke is spontaneous and not thought out to too much of a degree. you know like looking on the internet for material like your some stand up comedian? it should be coinciding with the present situation. it shouldn't even be labled as a joke to be a good joke.
ni they are so old no1 thinks they are funny anymore
Funny is an adjective, really only used as a noun in the informal sense - telling a joke is making a funny. Funnies is the plural.