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"Peoplle say they don't care whether a person is black, white, purple, or green. Now wait a minute! Purple or green? There's gotta be a limit somewhere! I say to hell with purple people! Unless they're choking. Then, help 'em." -Mitch Hedberg

*Note: You have to imagine this joke told with Mitch's accent, otherwise you don't get the full effect.

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Q: What is a really funny joke from a well known comedian?
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