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The best joke is...

What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner!

Only joking, the best joke ever is...

Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?"

"Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead." The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot.

"OK," says the hunter, "now what?"

-OR-

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

Finally, someone else that watches that show!

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9y ago

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