Where can you harvest dingles?

Answer 1

Dingles are only ripe in the spring and summer time. They can be harvested in the most northern parts of North America and the most southern parts of your butt hairs. Dingles provide no good nutrition and are only meant as a snack. To quote Larry Stevens, "Only the biggest and most hairy berries should be plucked and to pluck the others is to waste a gift." Dingle Berries can also be harvested at Aunt Jamima's secret farm on the corner of S and D in the basement of the old brick house. The caretakers will help you pick the freshest of the berries. The password into the secret garden is the dingle berry jam song while doing the dingle berry dance. Regular Berries are 5 bucks a pound, the fire berries cost extra and please don't touch the green berries. Come on in today.