First say wake up and SMELL the roses.And then call them one of these names.DOPE DORK DUMMY DUMBO DUMBELINA WACKO MR.POTATO DUDEBORING PERSON WHO NEVER EVER EVER EVER LAUGHSand if they still don't laugh tickle them to death and stare RIGHT into their eyesanswer b is - your girlfriend/wife and only counts if you are in the room at the time saying something funny
Call a plumber.
I'd call it dinner.
Would you call the frog a wet toad? Maybe you could call it a damp frog?
Ground Beef
The episode where Fred tells a man "I'll jump in your chest like a blackhead" is "Fred's Cheating Heart". In this episode, Lamont attempts to call Fred's bluff concerning all the heart attacks Fred has and convinces him to get checked out at the hospital. - HILARIOUS EPISODE!!!
A mannequin.
Call him
chicks you dummy! :)
you have to call them dummy
Fred!
Fred.
I dint know u tell me {dummy] what u just call me a dummy what dummy ok ok u f****** bastere* get off of my back Jesus and God are not real ur an idiot #$%^())&^%% if u think they do exist
Ventriloquists call them "figures."
Yabba-Dabba-Do
No
From out of the cold Caribbean Into the Desert Libyan There crawled a strange amphibian, And we sall call him "Fred"! You say you want to call him "Ted"? But I want to call him "Fred"! You like "Maurice" instead? Or "Barnaby" or "Red" Or "Lucifer" or "Ned"? Well, anyway, he's dead.