Joke: Why did the cannibal go to the wedding?
Punchline: The cannibal went to the wedding to toast the bride and roast the groom (cos he's bigger).
The joke plays on the words toast and roast as they relate to food.
1.Bring missionary and cannibal across in boat. 2. Drop cannibal off. 3. Go back and put the other two cannibals in boat. 4. Drop one off and go across. 5. Now put two missionaries in boat and send them across. 6. Drop one off and pick up a cannibal. 7. Drop off the cannibal and pick up the missionary. 8. bring them across and drop them both off and have the cannibal go pick up the other two in two trips. 9. Drop them all off and you win. ~Larkin
To her second wedding ;) *apex -Ifzke
He changes the wedding to the next morning after Juliet decides to go through with marrying Paris.
She is teasing Juliet.
There are so few cannibals in the world, who could find them to eat.
Yes, and the term is cannabis, not cannibal.
go on synonym.com to find out
Maybe you do, and maybe you don't. The irony is, that cannibal corpse appeals to very few over 18.
Kesha I have a heartI swear I doBut just not babyWhen it comes to youI get so hungry when you say you love meHush if you know what's good for youI think you're hotI think you're coolYou're the kind of guyI'd stalk in schoolBut now that I'm famousYou're up my anusNow I'm gonna eat you foolI eat boys upBreakfast and lunchThen when I'm thirstyI drink their bloodCarnivore, AnimalI am a CannibalI eat boys upYou better runI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I amI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)I'l eat you up (I am)I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I amI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)I'll eat you upWhenever you tell me I'm prettyThat's when the hunger really hits meYour little heart goes pitter-patterI want your liver on a platterUse your finger to stir my teaAnd for dessert I'll suck your teethBe too sweet and you'll be a gonerYep! I'll pull a Jefree DauhmerI eat boys upBreakfast and lunchThen when I'm thirstyI drink their bloodCarnivore, AnimalI am a CannibalI eat boys upYou better runI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I amI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)I'l eat you up (I am)I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I amI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)I'll eat you upOhhhhOhhhhOhhhhOhhhhOhhhh!Ohhhh!Ohhhh!Ohhhh!I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I amI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat you up (I am)I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I amI...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat you upI love youI warned you
Every squid is a cannibal. Don't get caught by a cannibal. Is there a cannibal virus for computers yet?
If the cannibal in the question is human, another cannibal eats the cannibal.
The Cannibal was created in 1975.
cannibal is the correct spelling
No, Queen Elizabeth is not a cannibal.
1.Bring missionary and cannibal across in boat. 2. Drop cannibal off. 3. Go back and put the other two cannibals in boat. 4. Drop one off and go across. 5. Now put two missionaries in boat and send them across. 6. Drop one off and pick up a cannibal. 7. Drop off the cannibal and pick up the missionary. 8. bring them across and drop them both off and have the cannibal go pick up the other two in two trips. 9. Drop them all off and you win. ~Larkin
Cannibal Campout was created in 1988.
Cannibal Hookers was created in 1987.