This is a very common joke. The punchline is, "because he was mat about her."
A rug
A stair rug is a carpet that runs up a stairway. A stair rug exists mostly out textile which is the hard part of the rug. It also exists out of wool and cotton which makes it feel soft.
The answer to this riddle is "a rug." A rug lies flat on the floor, yet it can be rolled up or lifted, which is the action of going up while still remaining on the floor. Its primary function is to cover the floor, making it a clever play on words.
No. He has a girlfriend though. they broke up
No they were dating but broke up
This is a very common joke. The punchline is "because he was mat about her."
he was mat about her
This is a very common joke. The punchline is "because he was Mat About Her."
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"You Are Going to Roll Up a Rug and Smoke It" is a poem by the American poet, writer, and editor, C. M. O. The poem is noted for its exploration of themes related to identity, substance use, and the complexities of self-perception. C. M. O. is recognized for their distinct voice and innovative approach to contemporary poetry.
* Roll it up the other way and tie it up at both ends. * Spread it out flat on the floor. Put pieces of furniture at the four corners to hold it down. You may have to put extra pieces if it is a long rug. Wait a week or two.
The best way to pack a hand made rug is roll up on a tube , this can be a cartoon tube or a simply wooden stick . we advice to roll because during the shipping or storage the rugs will not been fold. After roll up it cover with jute fabric and then plastic bag but with micro holes so the rug will not get wet but at the same time will breath and it will not mould or smell bad. You must protect it but leave air .
No, Nefertiti live a thousand plus years before Cleopatra and never heard of Caesar.
Is it aRICKROLL!
She had herself rolled up in a rug and had the rug delivered to him as a gift.
Snug in a rug means is that your are cold and you're curled up in your blanket.
If you have a thin rug, you may be able to clean the dirt and grime out of it with Electrolux vacuum cleaners, simply running them over the rug as you would the carpet. If you have a thick rug, though, this is not the best idea. The vacuum will not be able to get the dirt that is deep within the rug. You do not want to let this build up over time or you may never get it out. You need to take the rug out and beat it with a broom; then you can use the vacuum cleaner.