The chicken didn't cross the road because...
- there was a KFC restaurant on the other side.
- it was busy changing a light bulb.
- there was no one there to egg it on.
- it didn't want to lay it on the line.
- it was marching to the beat of a different drumstick.
- it didn't want to be chicken pie.
- a chicken crossing the road would be a fowl proceeding.
- it was too chicken.
- one day, he sat down on the side of the road and stared off into the unknown distance. And he realized something. The grass was not greener on the other side. It was beautiful right where he was. Despite what everyone told him, the grass was not greener on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot!
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other slide!
he didnt have the stomach for it. he didnt have the nerve to do it.
By walking
chicken
"He was afraid of the water."
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
by teaching it to drive
to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
because the chicken was wearing it.
It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot!
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.