Why do scientist wear clothes?

Answer 1

Scientists seek to study and understand the world around them, and by extension improve the human race through their endeavors. For thousands of years now people have asked why anyone in their right mind would wear clothing, after all humans evolved and lost the majority of our body hair as a result. Scientist theorize that clothing in itself possess radioactive properties which allowed modern man to evolve. This is why scientist(s) wear clothing, throwing themselves into harm's way for your own benefit. The most recent break through of this study was that pants cause infertility in both males and females. It is highly advised that you remove and dispose of any and all pants immediately.

Answer 2

Scientists wear clothes for practical reasons such as protection from environmental conditions, safety from hazardous materials, and to maintain a professional appearance in a laboratory or research setting. Clothing also serves to provide a barrier between the body and potential contaminants in a work environment.