An example of limerick

Answer 1

There was a young man from Peru
Who found a large fly in his stew
Said the waiter 'Don't shout
and wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too.'

There was a young man from Kent
with a leg exceedingly Bent
To save himself trouble
He walked with it double
So instead of coming he went.


There was a young lady from Spain
who was dreadfully sick on a train
not once but again,
and again and again
and again and again and again.

There was a young man from Japan
who's limericks never would scan
when they told him it was so
he said 'yes I know
but I always try and get as many words in that last line as I ever possibly can.

Answer 2

A limerick has 5 lines. Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme. YOU COULD SAY It has 7 sylobols in the first line, 7 in the next, then 5,5,7.

There was a old man with a beard,who said it's just as I fearedtwo owls and a hen,four larks and a wren,have all built their nests in my beard!
A short, funny poem

Answer 3

There once was an elephant that fell off the roof.

The sound he made when he fell was poof.

He was sad, sad and hurt.

Not only that but he fell in dirt.

And once again he is back on the roof.

or...

There once was a man named Tim,

His mom never taught him to swim.

He slipped off the dock,

And sunk like a rock,

And that was the end of him.

Answer 4

cheese and crackers for dinner tonight

c'mon just have one bite

you will get a disease

that will cover your knees

but eat this for dinner please

There once was a fellow named tim

whose dad never taught him how to swim

He fell off a dock

And sunk like a rock

And that was the end of him

Answer 5

There was a young lady of station
"I love man" was her sole exclamation
But when men cried, "You flatter"
She replied, "Oh! no matter
Isle of Man is the true explanation"
by Lewis Carroll

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
by Edward Lear

There was a small boy of Quebec
Who was buried in snow to his neck
When they said, "Are you friz?"
He replied, " Yes, I is -
But we don't call this cold in Quebec"
by Rudyard Kipling

these are old limricks i couldn't find any current ones, sorry

Answer 6

there once was boy named bob

he was known as a big fat slobhe spells Mississippi just like a hippiewhich led to him losing his job

Answer 7

here is one about winter

the most wonderful time of year

involves lots of holiday cheer

so get your snow shoes

we have no time to lose

cause soon snow will be here

Answer 8

There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
To find that his dream had come true.

Answer 9

there once was a girl named clair

she never was that fair

she went in the woods to eat

she saw her friend named pete

then she was attacked by a bear

Answer 10

There once was a guy named Bob

and he loved to eat corn on the cob

but he ate it so loud

it attracted a crowd

and everyone called him a slob