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Cat: Hi! Jade spent the night at my house last night, so i thought i'd wake her up with a funny joke. Sshhh! Knock knock!! Jade: *wakes up, screams and start hitting cat* Cat: Jade! jade! cut it out! *later* Jade: I've told you a billion times to not wake me up when i'm sleeping- why is you freak show brother recording this? Cat: So i can put this video on the slap. Jade: What video? Cat: Me telling you a funny joke! Jade: No! Cat: Pleasey! Jade: Ok just get it over with. Cat: Knock knock! Jade: Come in. Cat: Noo!Cut! (take 2) Cat: Knock knock! Jade: Why is your brother wearing my bra? Cat: *gasps* Cut! (take 3) Cat: Knock knock! Jade: Who's there? Cat: Purple bathtub. Jade: I hope a purple bathtub falls off a building and lands on you. Cat: cut.. (take 4) Cat: knock knock! Jade: Your brothers drooling. Cat: Oh! Will you please get a rag and wipe that off you chin? (take 5) Jade: Knock knock. Cat: Thats my part! *makes crying face* (take 6) Cat: Knock knock! Jade: Who's there? Cat: Purple bathtub! Jade: Purple bathtub. Cat: Purple bathtub who? Jade: I don't know it's your joke! Cat: Cut! (take 7) Cat: Knock knock! Jade: *screams* BOOO! Cat: AAH! (take 8) Cat: Knock knock! Jade: Who's there? Cat: Purple bathtub! Jade: HAHA! oh my god! best joke ever! Cat: Ha! right? I told you it was funny! Jade: Your right! Your right! okay! hahaha.. *jade leaves the room and cat continues to laugh then realizes that jade did all of that just so that she could leave*
Magic Cat is a funny poem in the end.
The poem "The Cat With a Smile" was written by Anthony Euwer.
Its a cat what a strange poem
its about a cat jumping onto a closet then into a flower pot...
The poem is about a green eyed cat. The cat plays, scratches, hisses until the cat gets tired. Once the cat is tired of playing, she needs a nap.
The speaker in the poem "The Golden Cat" by Edward Dorn is a farmer who reflects on the simplicity and beauty of nature, particularly through the relationship with his cat. The poem delves into themes of mortality and the interconnectedness of all living beings.
mungo jerrie and griddlebone are the mysterious cat in the poem
A cat's knee joint is made up of the femur (thigh bone), tibia (shin bone), and patella (kneecap). It also includes ligaments, tendons, and cartilage that help support and move the joint. The knee joint allows the cat to bend and straighten its leg, facilitating movement and agility.
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To train your cat to not knock things over, you can try using positive reinforcement by rewarding good behavior, providing plenty of toys and scratching posts for entertainment, and using deterrents like double-sided tape on surfaces they like to knock things off of. Consistency and patience are key in training your cat.