What is the funniest limerick and what does is say?

Answer 1

As the poets have mournfully sung,

death takes the innocent young,

the rolling in money,

the screamingly funny,

and those who are very well hung.

(by W.H. Auden)

Answer 2

eater

when obama ate your mama

he had a cup of lava

he grabbed a homo

he ate a hobo

and a lamma

Answer 3

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He awoke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true.