Where can you find a poem called The turkey flew out of the oven?

Answer 1

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THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN

The turkey shot out of the oven

And rocketed into the air,

It knocked every plate off the table,

And partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner

And burst with a deafening boom,

Then splattered all over the kitchen,

Completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,

It totally coated the floor,

There was turkey attached to the ceiling,

Where there'd never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance,

It smeared every saucer and bowl,

There wasn't a way I could stop it,

That turkey was out of control.

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,

And thought with chagrin as I mopped,

That I'd never again stuff a turkey

With popcorn that hadn't been popped.

-- By Jack Prelutsky

Answer 2

The poem "The turkey flew out of the oven" can typically be found online through poetry websites, databases, or forums dedicated to sharing poems and literature. It may also be found in poetry collections or anthologies that feature humorous or whimsical poetry.