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I think that was Victor Borge. The first part goes like this, if we are both on the same song.

Once upon a midnight Yawnie,

As I sprawled there, watching Johnny

Suddenly I thought I caught

The scent of schis-ka-Bobs

And Popcorn too

And all at once I knew that

something strange was happening

and to myself I said

"Lord have mercy, alas and alack,

I think I'm having a fat attack"

Arm the peasants, burn the bridge,

And flood the moat around the fridge

It matters not, how hard I try,

To diet and, I really try,

But suddenly I come unglued,

And start to mumble "Give me food"

So me and my conscience go dutch treat,

"Waiter, Waiter, BRING ME EATS!"

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13y ago

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