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The only creature on earth with a strange shaped head is exceedingly dangerous. Found only in the depths of north west England, the Antony Gilbert's roam free. They have a sticky, spiky texture to their peanut- shaped heads and they creep into peoples houses late at night. They lie on the floor and grunt in a disturbing manner, waking their unlucky victims. If you catch him he will stare at you with those bloodshot eyes, walk into the door then trail to your only spare bed, and stay there for longer than you had hoped. In the morning their usual routine is to lie in your bed, leaving a small pool of poisonous sweat. They awake at around midday and then have a mad half hour. Grunting like a pig and licking their cars all over with YOUR precious water and gay tyre black is their favourite daytime activities. They then enjoy going crazy in the evenings, running round town like a lunatic and getting drunk. Only then do you realise, he is dangerous. BEWARE OF THE PEANUT HEAD.

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