Any joke that doesn't involve bodily functions.
AnswerThat is a very good quedstion. Whoever asked this must be the smartest person in the world... anyway, a good time to tell a joke is when someone is sad. Tell them a good and funny joke, they'll cheer up in the flip of a dime!Another good time to tell a joke is when someone is in the hospital. Laughing is actually healthy for you, so if you tell them a joke, they have a better chance of surviving!Thank you for asking!ANSWER:Public speakers try to open up with a joke or a funny story. This makes them more comfortable with the crowd. Managers open meetings with the same approach as it eases tensions in the room. A joke should be told anytime a laugh or a smile is needed, which is as many times you can in your lifetime.Another good time can be spur of the moment eg SOMEONE COUGHS you say dont give me swine flu... Its a bad joke but you get my point right?
You can tell if a 6th grade girl likes you if she acts interested in talking to you, frequently laughs at your jokes, and tries to spend time with you. Pay attention to her body language and whether she seems nervous or blushes around you. It's important to communicate openly with her and respect her feelings.
Stereotypes allow a "shorthand" that makes a joke started easier to tell. If you say "There was one a used car salesman ...: your listeners are ready to accept that your story is about a sharp and potentially oily salesman who wither will confound a foolish person or be made a fool of himself.The troubles that stereotypes often are a entrance to prejudice and ignorance about a group. Wgther the spent phrase makes in introduction about a blonde, Moslem, Jew, LGBT person or cripple you know where the tellers mind is going and the prejudices he has an expects you to agree with. The test is then, is the joke good. Try telling the joke with with a change of cast - start off with "Well this middle aged white business man went into a family restaurant and saw another person there and he said..." If the joke is still good (does not rely on prejudice) it is a good joke other wase it needs someone to demean to be "funny" and not good. A joke about a basketball player (stereotype: very tall) noticing an odd tattoo on the head of a bald person (stereotype: no hair on their head) could still be funny, require stereotypes, but be insulting to neither basketball players or people who are bald.
Usually jokes that involve someone elses life but not their best friend or something. That would be very bad news to you. If your a guy and you tell a hurtful joke about their friend, you will probably get a knee in the nuts.
in order to get a girl to like you, you have to start out by being friends. then when you're really good friends you have to give her signs. and if she likes you she would giggle.(50% chance) if she just walks away she doesn't like you. so you have to give her signs every few hours. and if people ask tell them the truth. they will tell the certain girl. and maybe she will start to like you. (40% chance)
you can tell by how she acts after the joke <3
Tell her a joke.
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Well if at school just tell her good morning.If you want to do it on phone then do it by txt it makes it easier.I am a girl and get txts saying "Good morning" At school I told hi and good morning.Do not stress, and just say it.
Make a smile
I am a girl and I do this all the time. I tell random guys that I am in love with them as a joke (but sometimes I have alittle crush on them) And yet I tell everyone who I like. It matters who the girl is. You can't really tell unless the type of boys she says she likes as a joke are all the same type of guys.
Joke around and tell her any guy would be lucky to have her. If you do it jokingly it will work with out getting freaked out.
whats the game and ill tell you how to win
Joke along, tell her you're up for it and that you think the babies would be very pretty.
Look in her eyes, and be honest. Tell her what is pretty about them...You don't need me to say it for you.
I wish u were the girl I liked (no offense) anyways the way I am is I talk to people close to the girl and hope I get a chance to talk to her, if a guy stares at you from a long distance is good too. Also if you tell a semi-lame joke and he laughs is a sign. Finally hand something to him after you told a GOOD joke and he will smile and look into your eyes.
Okay let's hear it... this better be good...