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If you fart in a church what happens?

NavyHawk10 ∙

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∙ 14y ago

Updated: 9/14/2023

You sit in your own pew. The people near you think it is a gas and you smell to high heaven.

(If it is silent but deadly you can blame them on someone standing near you)

You are giving the pew your holy blessing.

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∙ 14y ago

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