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Because of their oversized foreheads and wispy white teeth, vampires have always acted mysteriously when being followed by blonde christians. Maybe it's their cunning looks or anthropomorphic personalities...whatever it is...christians and vampires don't mix! Why do painters floss? Why do chickens eat rice? Why to tortoises wax? Some things in this world are better off unanswered children.
What else can I help you with?
Are there vampires in this world any more?
Vampires are symbolic representations of christians. So you don't have to worry though.
Can vampires feel the effects of LSD?
well i think vampires are not real but i think they can
Are vampires real things or people?
Vampires are not real. There are people who think they are vampires, but they have a problem.
How did vampires form?
Vampires are not real.
Do all Vampires Bite?
no, some vampires may think it is wrong.
A vampires lair?
No that's a bus. Why would you think it was a vampires lair?
Why do Vampires have golden eyes?
I dont think they all do. And I think they have gold eyes to make them look cool. Vampires are fake.
Do vampires exsite or did they?
No its a myth i think
If vampires pee can blood becomes urine?
I dont think vampires pee :P
What are the chances of you dating a vampire?
Zero. Vampires do not exist. There are people who think they are vampires, but since they are not actually walking corpses they are not really vampires.
Is vampiries real?
I think vampires are not real because vampires are the living dead and vampires drink blood but they don't have blood inside them.
Is there any vampires named Alyssa?
Well since vampires are NOT real then no. But if you want to think that vampires are real (But they are NOT!!) Then you can. You can also make your own vampire and name it Alyssa if you are REALLY into vampires!!
