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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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What is Adam like in person?
Adam is a very kind, genuine person. And he loves to joke around.
What is Adam Gontier like in person?
Adam is a very kind, genuine person. And he loves to joke around.
What does it mean keed?
keed is a "funny" way of saying kid.. as in "I keed, I keed! I joke, I joke!"
Should you open a window saying conglaturation you won?
NO! if you do there will be a virus on your computer. it can also say it is not a joke but still do not open it! If they say it is not a joke it is a joke.
I don't understand the joke a child's prayer?
The child is praying, but at the end is saying goodbye to a family member, who then ends up dead the next day. The father is worried by this, and is especially worried when one night the child says "Ta ta, father". He thinks he will be the next to die. However it is the milkman who is found dead the next morning, the implication is that the child's mother was unfaithful and the milkman is the child's true father, rather than the father in the joke.
What does Adam do for fun?
He likes to joke around allot or listening to his i pod!
What is the spanish term for joke?
'un chiste' is a witty saying,joke 'una broma' is a jolly joke 'una chanza' is joke, jest, fun 'bromear' = to joke, make fun 'chancear(se)' = to joke, jest, fool
What is the joke about the kid saying zebra?
you look like my socks
What does Adam Lambert do for fun?
He likes to joke around allot or listening to his i pod!
Why does your clutch squeak?
your stupid ur just saying that cause it is a joke
How did the who get started?
they kept on saying the who as a joke until one of their friends suggested it
What is the joke from the UPS guy in Family Guy's it's a trap?
Saying they let the FedEx guy add a joke to the show in the opening crawl is a joke in itself. They didn't actually do that.
